Nobody casually watches Dexter. If you watch Dexter, you love Dexter. Most fans of the show are the adult male equivalents of pimply-faced teenyboppers slapping pictures of Taylor Lautner’s abs up on their wall. Even if you aren’t a Dexter memorabilia collecting freak, you might still enjoy tossing these coasters on your coffee table before your next party. They’re more heavy-duty than those beer logo coasters you’re currently using, and they’ll get your point across that stains on your Restoration Hardware table will cost your guests dearly. Plus, they make the perfect gift for the hard to buy for serial murderer on your list this year.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.