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Nobody casually watches Dexter. If you watch Dexter, you love Dexter. Most fans of the show are the adult male equivalents of pimply-faced teenyboppers slapping pictures of Taylor Lautner’s abs up on their wall. Even if you aren’t a Dexter memorabilia collecting freak, you might still enjoy tossing these coasters on your coffee table before your next party. They’re more heavy-duty than those beer logo coasters you’re currently using, and they’ll get your point across that stains on your Restoration Hardware table will cost your guests dearly. Plus, they make the perfect gift for the hard to buy for serial murderer on your list this year.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.