Dexter-Blood-Splattered-Coasters

Nobody casually watches Dexter. If you watch Dexter, you love Dexter. Most fans of the show are the adult male equivalents of pimply-faced teenyboppers slapping pictures of Taylor Lautner’s abs up on their wall. Even if you aren’t a Dexter memorabilia collecting freak, you might still enjoy tossing these coasters on your coffee table before your next party. They’re more heavy-duty than those beer logo coasters you’re currently using, and they’ll get your point across that stains on your Restoration Hardware table will cost your guests dearly. Plus, they make the perfect gift for the hard to buy for serial murderer on your list this year.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.