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Nobody casually watches Dexter. If you watch Dexter, you love Dexter. Most fans of the show are the adult male equivalents of pimply-faced teenyboppers slapping pictures of Taylor Lautner’s abs up on their wall. Even if you aren’t a Dexter memorabilia collecting freak, you might still enjoy tossing these coasters on your coffee table before your next party. They’re more heavy-duty than those beer logo coasters you’re currently using, and they’ll get your point across that stains on your Restoration Hardware table will cost your guests dearly. Plus, they make the perfect gift for the hard to buy for serial murderer on your list this year.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.