We don’t often turn to Think Geek when we’re looking to purchase a serious product. Yeah, they’re first on our list for bacon-flavored gumballs and new ways to inject ourselves with caffeine, but for a tool that may come in more handy than anything else in our toolbox, they’re not usually the first site we’ll hit up. While the Dead On Annihilator Superhammer might not sound like something your pops would have used, it has all the simple features of a throwback tool. Use the axe to make quick work of drywall, the chisel to make your way through some tile or concrete and the bottle opener for a cold one after you’re done. Oh, and it will save your ass during the impeding zombie apocalypse, which is actually much better than just remodeling your half bath.