Dead-On-Annihilator-Superhammer

We don’t often turn to Think Geek when we’re looking to purchase a serious product. Yeah, they’re first on our list for bacon-flavored gumballs and new ways to inject ourselves with caffeine, but for a tool that may come in more handy than anything else in our toolbox, they’re not usually the first site we’ll hit up.  While the Dead On Annihilator Superhammer might not sound like something your pops would have used, it has all the simple features of a throwback tool. Use the axe to make quick work of drywall, the chisel to make your way through some tile or concrete and the bottle opener for a cold one after you’re done. Oh, and it will save your ass during the impeding zombie apocalypse, which is actually much better than just remodeling your half bath.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.