Constitutions of Cocktails Print

Constitutions of Cocktails Print

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A word of warning before you purchase this Constitutions of Cocktails print: Don’t attempt to read it after you’ve been heavily drinking! Trying to follow the connecting lines after you’ve been mixing drinks all night will make you puke quicker than a Betty White nip-slip. Just like all the work from Pop Chart Lab, the Constitutions of Cocktails print is mind-numbingly detailed. With over 40 different types of alcohol, numerous mixers and the proper serving glasses all being indicated, it’s basically a bartender’s guide book splattered onto a sheet of paper. It’s pretty much the only resource you’ll need for preparing your next party’s beverages, even if you want to pop an Advil after reading it.

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