bullet-bottle-opener

Outside of firing a few BB gun rounds into some empty beer cans when you were a kid, you’d be hard pressed to find a time when combining alcohol and firearms was actually a good idea.  The Bullet Bottle Opener would be one of those few occasions when it is.  Crafted from one solid piece of stainless steel, the Bullet Bottle Opener might be the most masculine way to pop open a beer (outside of using your teeth.)  The tip of the bullet is pierced so you can latch the opener onto your keychain, or opt to store it in the included soft fabric pouch leaving the tip free to puncture a can the next time you’re, how appropriately, shotgunning.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.