Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor would be mighty impressed. The Bugatti Vela Blender features 18/10 ice-crushing blades; a control dial with three speed settings, plus pulse; a 1.5-liter glass jar with measuring marks and a nondrip spout; and a filler cup that locks into place to double as the lid knob. Oh, and did we mention power? 400 watts worth, in fact. Cue the simian grunt.