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Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor would be mighty impressed. The Bugatti Vela Blender features 18/10 ice-crushing blades; a control dial with three speed settings, plus pulse; a 1.5-liter glass jar with measuring marks and a nondrip spout; and a filler cup that locks into place to double as the lid knob. Oh, and did we mention power? 400 watts worth, in fact. Cue the simian grunt.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.