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Here at Cool Material, we don’t screw around when it comes to drinking. Round these parts, the only thing as serious as payday is happy hour. When your boss is picking up the tab to fill the fridge that conveniently fits thirty Fat Tires, you can bet your ass that we have a bottle opener at the ready to open all thirty of them. We’re throwing that bottle opener in the garbage as soon as the Breacher Bottler Opener arrives on our door step. 17-7 stainless steel that’s been heat treated makes up the bulk of this opener, but it’s also wrapped in tactical cord for added stability and grip. If the military had standard issue bottle openers they would probably look something like this.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.