Breacher Bottle Opener | Cool Material
Breacher Bottle Opener

Breacher Bottle Opener

Here at Cool Material, we don’t screw around when it comes to drinking. Round these parts, the only thing as serious as payday is happy hour. When your boss is picking up the tab to fill the fridge that conveniently fits thirty Fat Tires, you can bet your ass that we have a bottle opener at the ready to open all thirty of them. We’re throwing that bottle opener in the garbage as soon as the Breacher Bottler Opener arrives on our door step. 17-7 stainless steel that’s been heat treated makes up the bulk of this opener, but it’s also wrapped in tactical cord for added stability and grip. If the military had standard issue bottle openers they would probably look something like this.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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