blueprint-placemats

We think most placemats are dumb. They’re fine for fancy restaurants during those dinners you treat yourself (and someone special) to once or twice a year, but we generally don’t use them at home because we: don’t have McDonald’s style trays we hate washing, have a quality table that can just be wiped off or we’re eating out. We might make an exception for these Blueprint Placemats designed by Cake Vintage on account of they’re pretty freaking cool. The name really says it all with them too. They’re one time use placemats with a blueprint of a proper table service setting (without whiskey glass for some reason). At just under a buck each–it’s a 30 pack–they’re not going to break the bank, and they just might save you having to clean the table after a particularly messy meal.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.