Ben-Jerrys-Schweddy-Balls

We probably couldn’t ever deliver the line “No one can resist my Scheddy balls” with the same hilarious dead pan as Alec Bladwin, but it won’t stop us from trying. Based on one of the funniest SNL sketches ever, Ben & Jerry’s released a new limited edition flavor called Schweddy Balls. This mouth watering new flavor consists of vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum that’s loaded with fudge covered rum malt balls. The limited batch will be available at select stores so go out and grab a pair of Scheddy Balls (so you can share with a lady friend) before they’re gone. Until then, send a Schweddy greeting card on Facebook to tell your friends about these bigger-than-expected, delicious balls.



Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.