Ben-Jerrys-Schweddy-Balls

We probably couldn’t ever deliver the line “No one can resist my Scheddy balls” with the same hilarious dead pan as Alec Bladwin, but it won’t stop us from trying. Based on one of the funniest SNL sketches ever, Ben & Jerry’s released a new limited edition flavor called Schweddy Balls. This mouth watering new flavor consists of vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum that’s loaded with fudge covered rum malt balls. The limited batch will be available at select stores so go out and grab a pair of Scheddy Balls (so you can share with a lady friend) before they’re gone. Until then, send a Schweddy greeting card on Facebook to tell your friends about these bigger-than-expected, delicious balls.



Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.