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We’re staunch proponents of the fact that fake mustaches improve every situation. Attending a board meeting < Attending a board meeting with a fake mustache. Saying “I do” < Saying “I do” with a fake mustache. Attending a funeral < Attending a . . .  actually that one you’re probably better off without the ‘stache. Only problem we have with sporting a fake Ned Flanders is it can fall off a bit too easily especially when trying to eat or drink. Thankfully the folks over at Beardo heard our cries and resolved to fix that problem in the form of the BeerMo. Clip one on to your beer bottle and each time you take a swig you’ll look like Rollie Fingers. They come in six different colors and will help you remember which beer is yours. (Hint – it’s the one with facial hair.)

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