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We’re staunch proponents of the fact that fake mustaches improve every situation. Attending a board meeting < Attending a board meeting with a fake mustache. Saying “I do” < Saying “I do” with a fake mustache. Attending a funeral < Attending a . . .  actually that one you’re probably better off without the ‘stache. Only problem we have with sporting a fake Ned Flanders is it can fall off a bit too easily especially when trying to eat or drink. Thankfully the folks over at Beardo heard our cries and resolved to fix that problem in the form of the BeerMo. Clip one on to your beer bottle and each time you take a swig you’ll look like Rollie Fingers. They come in six different colors and will help you remember which beer is yours. (Hint – it’s the one with facial hair.)

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.