Beer-Sleeve

Have you found it difficult to accurately portray your drinking problems to random onlookers? Has a flask simply not gotten your point across? Has your order of “Popov on the rocks” merely garnered a few glances? Then it’s time to grab yourself a supply of Beer Sleeves. Let’s be honest, nobody ever drank a soda out of a brown paper bag, everyone will know what you’re enjoying, so grab your beer and a beer sleeve and hit the park in casual style (style is debatable). Just don’t confuse them with the standard lunch bags you send little Johnny to school with or you’ll be in for an interesting parent-teacher conference.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.