beatty-light

The idea of a guy firing a gun at some tin cans evokes images of overalls, pieces of hay propped between lips like long ashy cigarettes and the frequent yelling of the word “boy.”  Assuming we ever found those tin cans by chance off some dirt road, chances are we wouldn’t think, “Hey, this would look great in my foyer!”  The Beatty Light takes the same basic approach – the steel was fired at with a shotgun thus creating holes for light to pour out onto your hardwood floors – and makes it desirable.  The light uses standard bulbs and CFL’s and is 5″ in diameter and 10″ tall and it looks way better than hanging a bullet-ridden can of Pabst from your ceiling.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.