Baconery

Are you struggling to consume your daily recommendation of bacon?  Do you cook a skillet full, drink the grease and still wonder how you can get your 18 servings? (We should note, we’ve never looked at The Food Pyramid.) Luckily, Baconery is here to help you get your fill of one of the three major food groups (the others clearly being “Alcohol” and “Cocktail Weenies”). Load up on breads, cookies, muffins and more all with one ingredient in common—sweet, sweet bacon. This is not just some, “Oh, bacon is popular?  We should totally cash in with tossing a little inside of our run-of-the-mill products,” these are recipes perfected by bacon aficionados using only top-tier ingredients. If you keep a jar of bacon bits next to the salt and pepper, this is your new homepage.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.