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Bacon and chocolate go together like hot tubs and booze—the mix is kind of bad for you but too awesome to pass up. Knowing the truth about this tasty duo, Voges redefined bacon and eggs with a delicious salty-sweet chocolate Easter egg made of dark chocolate and filled with bacon caramel. Bacon and Eggs by Voges includes 5 1 ounce eggs, with the extremely unnecessary warning “Please consume within 4 months.”

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.