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We (all guys in general, really) stink. Bodily functions aren’t just about awkward smells and the expulsion of gas, they’re contests to us. But we digress. Sometimes, even we want the place to smell good. Somewhere along the way, someone decided that what that meant was dried flowers, unpronounceable spices and chemicals that sound like they belong in the same family as sanitary napkins. Well, no more! Archer Air Superiority Room Spray is the first of its kind (Axe doesn’t count) and comes in three scents: European sports car, hunting lodge and distillery. They’re kind of pricey at three times the cost of a can of Febreze, but our sense of smell would pay twice that.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.