Ammo ShotShell

Taking a shot from a shot. Like sliced bread, the wheel, or high heels, the concept is genius, but for some reason we hadn’t thought of it. AMMO’s ShotShell is just that: a shot glass in the shape of a shotgun shell, made from sturdy stainless steel and capable of holding 1.5 oz. of whatever poison you pick. And while you can finally graduate to doing shots out of something proper instead of a red Solo cup, we can’t speak to whether you’ll graduate out of doing a bunch of improper things after taking said shots. Seriously, try not to take your pants off this time.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.