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Did you ever wonder what it would be like if there was a robot at the signing of the Declaration of Independence? Or, if the Steel City was once invaded by zombies? No? Okay, us neither, but checking out these Alternate Histories Prints and Cards sure makes for an enjoyable way to re-imagine time here before we were alive. Either pick out a card to wish someone a belated birthday or, preferably, pick out a print for your wall to mess with the heads of your guests. We like the idea of having a bunch of drinks with friends and totally trying to get your one gullible buddy to buy into the great 1820 dinosaur invasion of Chicago – “Dude, that happened!? I need another Bud, this stuff is blowing my mind!”

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.