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Let’s be honest, sometimes that morning coffee doesn’t quite cut it. You go a few cups deep before you are ready to tackle even the smallest of tasks like showering or standing up. For mornings like those, top your Eggos with some All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup. Packed with 84mg of caffeine per serving (to give you an idea, most energy drinks hover around 80mg) it’s the perfect way to ingest more energy during your morning routine. And hey, why stop at breakfast? We’ve been ripping shots of the stuff to get us through the afternoon hump and it’s been a week since we’ve stopped fidgeting! WORK!!

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.