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We can’t think of any good reason why you need to own a set of four appetizer plates. And with that said, we just bought our own set of these because we can think of a ton of reasons why we want them. They’ll make great snack trays for poker nights. They’ll look ominously cool with sausage and cheese (charcuterie if you’re fancy pants) arranged on them. One could function as a soap dish. One could function as a place to put your keys by the door. Another could be for loose change. Even after addressing all of those things you’d still have one 4.5″ x 6.5″ plate to use for whatever else.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.