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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. 2013 Wall Calendar. Includes: Kate Upton, Chrissy Teigen, Genevieve Morton, and many others. We can’t even begin to think of a reason why you would ever read anything we’re saying with a picture like that right above the words. That said, we wish we had more hands so we could give these girls four thumbs up, and don’t let your boss see it.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.