zippo-lighter

We’re used to using Zippos to light the cigarettes of beautiful women emerging from late night drinking establishments, hoping that our skill in opening and closing the little silver lighter faster than Wyatt Earp would somehow entice them into our abode.  While this rarely (read: Never) panned out, we still carried the trusty lighter around with us even if we didn’t light up ourselves.  When we take our lives out of the after-hours of the city and into the twilight hours of the outdoors we switch over to this Zippo Emergency Fire Starter.  The orange Zippo has a reliable flint wheel (it is a Zippo after all) and water-resistant waxed tinder sticks to light when you need to get a fire going pronto, because emergencies – like slightly buzzed smoking hot women – need to be acted upon ASAP.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.