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There are some situations where you really need to care about what’s happening, but there are just as many, if not more, situations that require absolutely zero fucks. For all those situations where you have zero fucks to give but words just aren’t enough, there are now Zero Fucks Given Coins to make it abundantly clear. It might seem counter-intuitive to show someone you give zero fucks by giving them a nickel-plated brass coin that’s slightly larger and thicker than a U.S. quarter, but the result will still be hilarious. Whether you choose the coin with a giant middle finger and a “spin on this” inscription, or the one emblazoned with the honey badger, it’s sure to be a huge hit with friends, family and generally deserving parties you might present one to.

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Your morning routine is begging for Parachute’s towels. What makes them different? Well, Parachute uses an innovative process called Aerocotton Technology, which blows air through the cotton fibers as they’re spun. That means extra fluffy towels that dry quickly. Plus, the towels are made exclusively from premium long-staple Egyptian cotton, which is the best around. Soft, absorbent, and quick-drying—Parachute’s towels offer everything you want. Your new favorite part of a long, hot shower? Drying off.