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Have you ever found yourself in need of the ability to scan your bills, important documents and other pieces of mail without ever having to open them? X-Ray Spray can help. Spray the aerosol onto a sealed envelope and see inside for 30 seconds. After 30 seconds the paper will return to its original opaque state. You will never even know that you didn’t open your own mail and somehow still found out that grandma sent you a really awesome birthday card. Because, you know, tampering with the mail is a federal offense, so you definitely don’t want to be using this stuff on mail that isn’t legally yours. *wink*

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.