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Pop-quiz hot shot: What’s 0.375 inches converted to MM (or fractions)? 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit to Celsius? How do you calculate volume? Compound interest? Volts? Draw a perfect 60 degree angle. Truthfully, we can’t remember, or do, almost any of the stuff on that list. With the Wealth of Knowledge Mighty Wallet, you don’t have to remember any of it because it’s all printed right on the moisture-resistant, expandable Tyvek the wallet is made of. There’s a ridiculous amount of information on here that we’re probably never going to need, but it can’t hurt to have it just in case you ever need to use the Law of Cosines at a party.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.