Liquor Cabinet. NSFW. Sorry Ass Apartment. Second Wife. XXX. Executive Washroom. Vaporizer. Aibnb. At some point in our lives, we had keys for just about every one of these things and no good way to separate Sorry Ass Apartment from Airbnb (spoiler: they’re the same). That’s not a problem anymore thanks to these Keytags from Various Projects. There are hundreds, if not thousands (we stopped counting at 300), of different clever keytags available in countless different colors. Subjects include everything listed above, plus Zombie, Mailbox, Lost, Hostage and the list goes on. It’s like one of those “keychain with your name engraved on it” racks at the amusement park, except all of these are awesome.