If you’re looking for gear to help you survive the zombie apocalypse you need look no further than the band of brothers that formed Zombie Tools. Their latest, the Traumahawk Survival Axe, is a two pound crash axe that’s equally suited for throwing, cutting and busting. 6150 steel and an all-metal, full-tang construction makes sure it retains its shape and edge as it rotates through the air, takes off heads or ricochets off cars. The spiked poll end makes windows, door locks or skulls easy prey. The beard is hooked to catch and rip. The wrap makes it easy to wield, and the Kydex blade cover with shock-cord retaining strap makes it safe to carry. In short, the Traumahawk is one badass weapon that will get you through just about anything.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.