Every man needs a quality flask. If you haven’t stood up in a wedding recently, you probably need to replace the one you lost after you emptied it last *insert public drinking holiday/sporting event here.* Just so you don’t get confused about how to operate this thing when the five ounces start running low, there’s directions engraved into the stainless steel. (Pretend like you’re drinking out of it and it will make sense.) It’s like one of those “if you can read this, put me back on my barstool” t-shirts except better because it actually holds alcohol.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.