The Unbreakable Umbrella

Don't you just hate when your umbrellas go and break on you? Get this unbreakable umbrella, which is sturdy enough to use as an actual walking stick or cane, without making you look awkward. It whacks just as strong as a steel pipe but it weighs only 1 lb. and 11 oz. You'll be singing (or swinging) in the rain with this umbrella in your hand.