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Slang Flask

Slang Flask

We appreciate Urban Outfitter’s Slang Flask for its candor. Let’s be honest for a second. When you use a flask, you’re drinking. And when you’re drinking–if you’re like us–you’re kind of an asshole. That’s truth in advertising right there. Besides, way we see it, at least you’re an honest asshole. And that’s a rare breed.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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