Slalom-Sled

The maneuverability of an upside down trashcan lid is fairly minimal. That’s not all that surprising since it was designed to lay motionless atop piles of holiday wrapping paper and not propel your ass down a hill after some eggnog. Now that we think about it, not many sleds were designed with movement in mind at all, which is why for avoiding pesky things like rocks, trees and puffy coated children this holiday season, we’re planning on hopping on one of these Slalom Sleds from Mountain Boy Sledworks. The front section of the sled pivots allowing you to have a better option than bailing when approaching an obstacle. Made from molded plywood along with plastic runners, the Slalom Sled is exactly what you need to make all the kids jealous this year (just don’t use it as a lid for your garbage).

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.