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We don’t remember much from our business classes at community college, but the words of one particularly influential professor will stick with us for the rest of our lives. “No one likes change but a wet baby.” Generally, he’s right. He couldn’t be further from the truth when it comes to our online shopping addiction. Which is why we’re consistently working contacts near and far to bring you, the guys like us, the stuff you need to survive. Not only can you Shop Cool Material for flasks, headphones and knives, now you can pick up Rite in the Rain waterproof pads, a Stanley Skull Flask, Bacon Hot Sauce and assorted flavors of Beer Soap. There’s a reason it’s “the curated shop of generally awesome stuff.” Don’t shop around, Shop Cool Material.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.