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Get ready to play the archer in your next round of office warfare thanks to this Mini Crossbow. Apologies to your combatants, as they stand little chance. Why? Because this powerful device is more than meets the eye. This little guy doesn’t flick matches or toothpicks languidly; it hurls them. With a range of about 30–50 feet, you can pick off your co-worker’s soda can from across the room. Just be careful, as this sucker can do some damage. Each comes with a screwdriver, an extra metal string and bow, and a stand for display and easy firing. Simply pull the string back to lock it in place, load whatever slim projectile you have on hand, and pull the trigger to fire. Then have a little target practice to get the hang of it before playing the role of office marksman.


Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.