Middle Finger Key

Middle Finger Key

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There’s a beautiful moment in every relationship where you finally give that special lady a key to your place. It signifies a big step in your blossoming love for each other, and if it happens to be this key, it will also result in a swift kick to your nether region. The Best Wishes Key is probably good just for you. The brass house key fits all Kwikset K1 locks and looks like it is constantly flipping the bird. It will easily be the coolest thing on your key chain regardless of how sweet of a bottle opener you have dangling next to it.

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It’s summer. That means you need cash for beach tags, boardwalk games, and refreshing adult beverages to enjoy by a hot grill. We hear you. That’s why we’re running the Summer Sale in the Cool Material Shop. From now until Monday at 5 pm EST, almost everything is 15% off. Grab a bottle opener for those drinks you’ll wipe across your brow. Pick up a new tee to wear poolside. Even snag some Bourbon Toothpicks to clean the ribs out of your teeth after that cookout. Use the cash you save on more rounds of Skee-Ball.

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