Middle Finger Key

Middle Finger Key

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There’s a beautiful moment in every relationship where you finally give that special lady a key to your place. It signifies a big step in your blossoming love for each other, and if it happens to be this key, it will also result in a swift kick to your nether region. The Best Wishes Key is probably good just for you. The brass house key fits all Kwikset K1 locks and looks like it is constantly flipping the bird. It will easily be the coolest thing on your key chain regardless of how sweet of a bottle opener you have dangling next to it.

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The flask, by nature, is a clandestine item. It slips in and out of interior suit pockets on the sly. Why not bring an added dose of covertness to the whole ordeal with this All Black ZYX Flask. The stainless steel flask sports a mysterious motif that’s supported by the alphabet being curiously printed in reverse on the front. Each All Black ZYX Flask holds 6 ounces of the good stuff. If an MI6 agent were to take a swig on the job, we like to imagine this would be his flask of choice.

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