While we can’t guarantee it won’t jab your thigh like a blind nurse giving shots, we can confirm the Hooked Keychain from Miansai is one of the coolest keychains we’ve ever seen. The key holster features a simple screw-on top that keeps your keys and various supermarket discount cards from sliding off the end. It’s available in sterling silver or 10k gold if you’ve been looking for a ludicrous way to drop fifteen hundred dollars and should fit most standard keys. It’s awesome enough that we don’t mind the fact it doesn’t have a bottle opener attached like all of our other keychains.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.