IKC Recycled Record Card Holder

Steve Jobs has all but assured the death of vinyl with his collection of iEverythings. Sure, those gadgets are great for extended trips to the bathroom and train rides that need more women, but they don’t have the warmth of vinyl. The biggest problem with vinyl is that it was too big. The IKC Recycled Record Card Holder (don’t worry, they guarantee no good records are harmed) picks up where vinyl failed and will easily fit in your pocket the next time you need to win free lunch from that used to be owned by McDonald’s mexican chain.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.