Anything that involves both kung fu and your junk would normally sound like an awful combination, but if you’re going to be breaking a few bed-boards tonight this pack of Kung Fu Sutra Condoms would be a wise investment. Each of the eight condom wrappers depicts a karma sutra-esque move being performed by a woman and a kung fu master because, well, why not? Reach for one and become a stud on the mattress and the mat. The sheer, lubricated latex condoms come in a 2.5” x 2.5” box which looks about as presentable as a box of condoms can on your nightstand. They’re also FDA approved and individually tested (which sounds disgusting).