Keyport

We hate how much stuff we have stored on our keychain.  We go to strip it down constantly but we always end up losing something we needed, so we are left with this odd lump in our pocket like something is growing beneath our pair of jeans (and no we aren’t happy to see anyone).  Keyport doesn’t eliminate all the mess but it sure streamlines a lot of it.  In something that looks no bigger than a pack of gum (well a double pack of Big Red at least) you can organize your keys, USB drive, LED lights and more.  No more handful of metal jabbing you in the thigh, with Keyport you can keep your car, motorcycle and house keys stored away stylishly and conveniently.  Might as well crack a bottle to celebrate your lack of mess (bottle opener is in there too).

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.