Ka-Bar-Zombie-Killer-Knives

By now you’re probably well aware that the zombie apocalypse is currently under way. Sure the CDC can come out and deny it, but we know that’s all just a cover up to keep the general panic level at “A slight tizzy.” We’re stocking up on canned goods, bottles of water and these Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives so we’re prepared. Choose from four blades including the Death Dagger, the Famine Tanto, the Pestilence Chopper and the War Sword, or grab all of them to arm the whole family. Depending on where you live (aka Florida), you may want to shell out the cash for overnight delivery.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.