Ka-Bar-Zombie-Killer-Knives

By now you’re probably well aware that the zombie apocalypse is currently under way. Sure the CDC can come out and deny it, but we know that’s all just a cover up to keep the general panic level at “A slight tizzy.” We’re stocking up on canned goods, bottles of water and these Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives so we’re prepared. Choose from four blades including the Death Dagger, the Famine Tanto, the Pestilence Chopper and the War Sword, or grab all of them to arm the whole family. Depending on where you live (aka Florida), you may want to shell out the cash for overnight delivery.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.