Don’t try too hard to be original and write some cheesy poem to let her know how you feel—stick to the classics. No, we’re not talking Shakespeare sonnets here. (Would either of you even understand what you were saying?) Stank Sentiments for Sweethearts quote a different kind of rhyming masterpiece, namely rap songs. Each card has a message in a bold red typeface and subtle debossed image. With eloquent sentiments such as “I Like Big Butts,” “Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby,” and “I Love it when you call me Big Papa” she shall surely swoon.