Foldboat

It’s a strange law of nature that no matter what you do, you’ll never have enough space. You get a bigger place with a bigger garage and just like that it’s filled. It’s like some little hoarder elves come in and dump crap all over the place.  Bastards. So, anytime you can get a slimmer, tinier or space-saving anything, it’s a solid investment. One thing we didn’t see getting this treatment was a freakin’ boat. With Foldboat you’ll have a completely flat, store-able sheet that happens to be a rowboat. Besides recreational purchases, the possibility of sending mass amounts out to severely flooded areas makes this a brilliant idea. The sheet is just 5mm thick and when folded accommodates two people.  Plus, it takes only minutes to transform, no origami lessons needed.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.