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One of the reasons we love Garrett Wade so much is because it’s a store for real men. They’re our go to for knives, axes, and other toys we enjoy sharpening while drinking black coffee outdoors on a freezing morning. You know when they started offering this “Garden Cart” they were like, “We gotta change that name up a bit.” If you’re in the market for a “Easily Collapsible Hi-Capacity Cart” (see: Manly garden cart names) this fits the bill. Crafted from marine-grade aluminum, this lightweight, rough-terrain cart is perfect for lugging soil, wood, or even an offensive lineman around in (they’ve got be under 330 lbs though, and we’re not quite sure why you would want to do such a thing). When not in use, it folds up for easy storage far away from your garden.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.