There are two prospects more important than everything (but the horizontal tango) to men: combining drinking and/or weapons with anything. Throw a bottle opener on anything and it’s instantly better. The same rules apply for knives, guns, bludgeons, batons and sticks. The Creditor Carbon Fiber Money Clip Knife is – as the name implies – a carbon fiber (there’s also some titanium and steel thrown in for good measure) money clip that has a fold out knife. It folds down to 3 1/2″ x 1 1/4″ and is only 1/8″ thick (about 3 cards) so it’s slim (read: stealthy) and convenient (read: for cutting threads, cheese and wiseguys). Designed by knife wizard/guru/artist/god John Kubasek, it’s as beautiful as it is dangerous.