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There are two prospects more important than everything (but the horizontal tango) to men: combining drinking and/or weapons with anything. Throw a bottle opener on anything and it’s instantly better. The same rules apply for knives, guns, bludgeons, batons and sticks. The Creditor Carbon Fiber Money Clip Knife is – as the name implies – a carbon fiber (there’s also some titanium and steel thrown in for good measure) money clip that has a fold out knife. It folds down to 3 1/2″ x 1 1/4″ and is only 1/8″ thick (about 3 cards) so it’s slim (read: stealthy) and convenient (read: for cutting threads, cheese and wiseguys). Designed by knife wizard/guru/artist/god John Kubasek, it’s as beautiful as it is dangerous.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.