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There are quite a few things that don’t need an explanation of purpose or a rationalization for purchase. Things like: beer, books about butts, gadgets to use while pretending to work and knives. We don’t really need to explain to you why a surgical stainless steel credit card that folds into a knife is the best invention ever, but we’re going to anyways. It can act as the last line of defense between you and the ruthless bums in the city. It’s capable of trimming loose threads. It can cut steak or cheese. It could potentially save your life if your arm ever gets caught in a bolder. It’s also black, goes anywhere but TSA checkpoints and only costs $23. It’s bladed perfection that you can carry in your wallet.  Warning – we’ve received quite a few emails telling us that this retailer is not fulfilling orders.  Order at your own risk.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.