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Cardsharp Knife

Cardsharp Knife

There are quite a few things that don’t need an explanation of purpose or a rationalization for purchase. Things like: beer, books about butts, gadgets to use while pretending to work and knives. We don’t really need to explain to you why a surgical stainless steel credit card that folds into a knife is the best invention ever, but we’re going to anyways. It can act as the last line of defense between you and the ruthless bums in the city. It’s capable of trimming loose threads. It can cut steak or cheese. It could potentially save your life if your arm ever gets caught in a bolder. It’s also black, goes anywhere but TSA checkpoints and only costs $23. It’s bladed perfection that you can carry in your walletWarning – we’ve received quite a few emails telling us that this retailer is not fulfilling orders.  Order at your own risk.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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