Bullet Pen .375 Magnum

It's no surprise that the pen is mightier than the sword when it can stand in for a .375 Magnum shell. Great for making your coworkers nervous, just be sure to leave the Bullet Pen on your desk if you plan to fly. On top of it's inherit awesomeness, the Bullet Pen makes a great pen with a pressurized ink cartridge taking gravity out of the equation when you write.