bullet-pen

It’s no surprise that the pen is mightier than the sword when it can stand in for a .375 Magnum shell. Great for making your coworkers nervous, just be sure to leave the Bullet Pen on your desk if you plan to fly. On top of it’s inherit awesomeness, the Bullet Pen makes a great pen with a pressurized ink cartridge taking gravity out of the equation when you write.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.