Bottleneck BK-3B Butterfly Knife

Usually, combing booze and sharp objects isn’t a wise decision. Introducing the two together will rarely be followed by someone shouting, “Dude, that was awesome!” No, it will most likely be something along the lines of, “Dude, call an ambulance, I stabbed myself in the leg.” So while we normally don’t like to mix knives and getting tipsy, we’d like to make a rare exception thanks to the latest offering from Mantis Knives. The Bottleneck is not only a sweet looking stainless steel butterfly knife, but it also happens to be a handy-dandy bottle opener. Attach it to your keyring and you’ll have two often needed accessories with you where ever you go all while your life expectancy drops about 40 years.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.