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Next time you land in the rough, pull out the driver that cuts like no other. A secretly hidden weed whacker will trim out your ball in seconds flat, allowing you a better shot to get back on the fairway. A perfect for every golfer who tends to play on the edge…of the fairway that is. Just don’t let the groundskeeper catch you, or you might end up out of bounds.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.