Even Toys ‘R Us kids have to grow up sooner or later. Unfortunate as that revelation is, it’s an indisputable truth. No more playing hide and seek, staying out all night drinking, or playing hooky – you have to be responsible and shit. When you finally get attached enough to a woman to live with her your life turns into an episode of the Jetsons and money just starts disappearing out of your wallet. We say to hell with responsibility. Buy a Bellroy Hide & Seek Wallet so she can’t extract all your benjamins thanks to the hidden note section. Then throw some credit cards in the quick access slots, call in sick to work and go golf all day. Because nothing is more manly than golf, beer, and ignoring your wife and boss while you play a round.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.