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Bellroy Hide & Seek Wallet

Bellroy Hide & Seek Wallet

Even Toys ‘R Us kids have to grow up sooner or later. Unfortunate as that revelation is, it’s an indisputable truth. No more playing hide and seek, staying out all night drinking, or playing hooky – you have to be responsible and shit. When you finally get attached enough to a woman to live with her your life turns into an episode of the Jetsons and money just starts disappearing out of your wallet. We say to hell with responsibility. Buy a Bellroy Hide & Seek Wallet so she can’t extract all your benjamins thanks to the hidden note section. Then throw some credit cards in the quick access slots, call in sick to work and go golf all day. Because nothing is more manly than golf, beer, and ignoring your wife and boss while you play a round.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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