AnyGlove

There is no such thing as a pair of touchscreen gloves. We don’t care if you integrate little nubs, different materials or some fancy capacitive whosits, they’re not going to work. The only real solutions we’ve ever found are: not using your phone (yeah, right), freezing (uncomfortable) or fingerless gloves (which, honestly, normally lead to freezing anyway). AnyGlove could change that. Apply a few drops of the magical formula to your gloves and wait three hours. (Alternatively, you can borrow a hair dryer and heat it for two minutes for the same effect.) Now you have touchscreen gloves. Seriously. It’s that easy. It’s not permanent, but the bottle is big enough that you should be able to get at least one season’s worth of touchscreening out of it. We have no idea what kind of secret potion it’s made out of, but if we don’t have to wear shitty gloves that don’t work anymore then we don’t care.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.