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Whoppers are near the top of the list when it comes to our favorite chocolate candy. We used to tear through boxes of them when we were kids. The brewers at Perrin seem to have a similar love for them, and they’re releasing a beer to prove it. Malted Milk Ball Imperial Porter is made to bring to mind the chocolate sweetness of Whoppers. The 12% ABV beer is brewed with lactose, vanilla, and cacao nibs before resting in Woodford Reserve Oak bourbon barrels for 9 months. The result is something that blends the candy we loved as a kid with the beverages we enjoy as an adult. If someone wants to give this out on Halloween we’ll gladly dress up.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.