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J&D’s eased us into the concept of bacon flavored products with Bacon Salt and Baconnaise, and even Bacon Ranch dressing. And we gladly ate up every bit of bacon they sent our way with the delightful slogan “Everything should taste like bacon.” But we never realized that they literally meant EVERYTHING. Their latest bacon innovation isn’t even food… it’s a paper product. Mmmvelopes are bacon flavored envelopes so even the act of paying your bills is enhanced by the delicious flavor or bacon. We can’t wait for bacon stamps and bacon flavored g-strings.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.