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A few weeks ago, BMW flew us out to Monterey, California to test drive some of their new top of the line 2013 models. (If you didn’t get a chance, you can read about it and see the pics here.) Now here’s the thing, this was an experience we would gladly have paid good money for, but didn’t have to because BMW was insanely awesome enough to foot the bill. So this got us thinking, you know, there’s a lot of other things we’d gladly do for free. Here’s a short list we compiled:

  • Take Kate Upton out for a delicious steak dinner
  • Review a multitude of hammocks
  • Drink beer with a monkey
  • Assist Terry Richardson during a photo shoot
  • Provide honest assessments of high-end massage parlors
  • Star in the next Avengers movie
  • Party backstage with a highly successful rock band
  • See how fast a golf cart will go
  • Sit in those chairs at Brookstone for awhile
  • Join the Victoria’s Secret Angels for a game of Twister

If you are interested in setting any of these up please email us.

What would you gladly do for free? Let us know in the comments.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.